Wait so he suspended extradition to the US but he still got murdered....

Who’s more clueless oaf; Dr. Phil or Hank Kingsley from “The Larry Sanders Show”?

BTW, are you sure the Game Boy was the only thing in there, and there wasn’t, say, Marcellus Wallace’s soul in there as well?

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t just split the difference and start calling him Uncle Ben.

Schadenfreude may be the only emotion I’m still capable of feeling, and usually it is my very very favorite, but at this point it’s like masturbating after you’ve already come. Like, enough already, I just want to go to sleep.

NBC needs to refer to this as “The Brazilian” cuz they are getting rid of the bush.

Well, knock me down with a feather!

My poem to Billy Bush:

Punchable Faces Magazine just found their November cover star.

Of course, he did.

I don’t know why people are so upset by that conversation. Why, what Trump said called to mind one of the most romantic scenes in film history:

These pipelines are running through some of our major waterways and best farm land. This is insanity. These are sacred lands that have no business being bulldozed.

It’s crazy that don’t see how long Jolie has been manipulating you with images like this. There really is a sucker born every minute.

It’s weird that Angie’s going this route in managing and handling the press. She’s been one of the best in terms of deftly manipulating and handling her PR. She handled all of her press request herself. It’s how she went from nutjob who wore vials of blood around her neck to St. Angie. Now she’s being heavy handed and…

What has Perez put out that no one else has, for them to even care about him enough to send a notice?

First, the Republicans were talking to chairs, now they’re fucking them.

Wow, that face. Clearly I’ve never fully explored the bliss that can be derived from office furniture.

That’s my signature perfume

Nah it’s just hard work. He’s deathly allergic to it.

I’m telling ya. Hillary’s slathered in cat hair or lavender or patchouli or something. It’s genius.