More like America's penthouse. Fundamentally very similar, but everything's just better up here.

I would guess that if an electric car meets the kei car dimension restrictions, you're not going to be able to fit enough hardware to make it dangerously fast, and it would be speed-limited anyway 

You didn’t even mention that the actual number they’re referring to is 300 km/h.

Also I love paperwork and hate seatbelts

Actually heroin withdrawal by itself can’t kill you, it’s mostly the dehydration that causes complications. The other one that can kill you is benzodiazepine withdrawal (such as Valium) because it works in the same way as alcohol 

Cotd

An F150 is arguably "less ugly" but no pickup truck is actually nice looking and the uniqueness of the cybertruck outweighs the blandness of having the same truck as a million other dudes

Surely you realize that exercise is an essential part of weight loss because it not only burns calories but boosts your metabolism, making you feel energized despite a lower caloric intake 

I knew Jalopnik had some... culturally regressive readers, but I didn't know they were quite this stubborn. At least Bradley was able to make every one of these insecure monkeys butthurt with one article. 

I DD one as well, and absolutely love it. This price is obviously a bit high but I still had to go NP just because of how great of a car it is and how uncommon beautifully preserved ones like this are getting. Picked up my base for $4000cad or just over 3000usd in decent condition and it’s been worth every dime

COTD if I've ever seen one 

SoSS was my favourite pc game back then, the nostalgia always hits hard with that one 

*sees title of article*

*slaps roof of car*

The only restriction at least in Ontario is that only 1 car should be in an intersection waiting to make a left turn, the person behind should be prepared to not make the light 

At some point it'll be the CBRR-R1000RR-R²

This was literally my first thought

Once saw a Rav4 with a plate that was something like IMALWSL8, and I felt an instant connection to the owner 

Shamelessly adding Frankie Muniz. Although he cut his career short after suffering head trauma

As a recreational drug user I thoroughly enjoyed this