Seth Woken

I misunderstood the assignment.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

I didn’t know Juggalos even *liked* hockey.