Bit of advice for Brandi. Give someone as much as you can afford as a gift. Don’t ask for or accept repayment (tell then to bank it for the next crisis or pay it forward.)

Aw I was hoping the new management would bring hope for a beauty sub blog. I’m trans and millihelen always felt like a supportive place to ask what the hell foundation is and other things like that. The community there was great.

Yes. Yes yes yes a thousand times yes. I'm late on this but YES.

I am so, so tired of people like this. And by this I mean purists. True believers. People for whom compromise = death. They are the reason we have Bernie bros, and everything to do with Jeremy Corbyn.

Squat all you want, just wipe the seat down afterwards. It's good training for when you really have to squat (Verona opera, seriously? This is supposed to be high culture).

Thank to Jezebel, occasionally some of my thoughts are in gif form. “The worst” and “I don’t know her” being the two most common.

i would dare sarah paulson to get a better haircut, but there may not, in fact, be a better haircut.

we should start a petition to bring back millihelen

Ah! They are all lovely and I hope they have lunch :)

yes.

Hypothesis: Ryan Reynolds might be funnier if he didn’t so obviously find himself hysterical.

Because this conversation gives me joy:

I want Gene Simmons breakfast. Right now. For the mouth part of my face.

T-Pain is maybe the only celebrity with advice I will follow.

Seriously if you aren't following Gillian Anderson on at least one social medium you are missing out on delightfulness.

WHYYYYY DO THEY KEEP REMOVING PURSE HOOKS FROM BATHROOMS??

I’d have more respect for her if she just admitted that they shipped some bad batches or had to reformulate. I bought some of their sunscreen last year. It was crap. I’ve been wearing mineral sunscreen for 25 years or so, and I’m an inorganic chemist. The oils had completely separated from the sunscreen in the package…

Oh Jessica.

She’s Donald Trump’s illegitimate daughter. Only explanation. Sad!