Ok, but where was John Miller?

I really want to laugh in his face

I just wanna slap those sad baby tears right off his crumpled snivel face.

My Mom was a High School Spanish teacher and she was always amused that no matter how dumb the kid was, they always answered “Lake Tititcaca” correctly.

Heh, heh, “Titicaca”

Frogs are also good in salads.

When I saw shots fired near the White House, I thought this was going to be about another of Warren’s Twitter take downs of sawdust covered pile of toddler vomit sitting in mid-July sun in a Disney park, Donald Trump.

Really glad the President wasn’t on the premises. I hope his family wasn’t either, and the only person who was shot was the dude with the gun.

Why wouldn’t it be on Jezebel?

Dear all Republicans,

Trump did warn us that he could shoot someone and get away with it and not lose a supporter. Where is he today?

You seriously thought this shithead got his job based on merit? Hell, the entire Bush clan is a testament to failing upwards.

Sweep the leg!

The resemblance is striking.

Well, she will be heavily recruited by law enforcement. Not often you see someone able to put a double tap to the head.

If I was standing in a field wearing nothing but full battle armor (a hat and jean shorts) I could hold my ground and defeat a wave of at least one million children of a similar size. If you think differently you are wrong. One million and one of those children and I might succumb to their sheer numbers.

She was actually awarded no points for the kicks. She got three points for just embarrassing that other kid. It’s a moral victory.

Ref: “No kicks to the face”
Child: Immediately kicks the other child in the face.
Ref: “Three points!”

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.