“Go away, I’m ‘batin!”

For me it’s about how Air BnB pushes out rental units for lower-middle income folks and in a city with 0.6% vacancy rate we can’t afford that.

And oops, you can always figure out when she’s in a clever disguise as a woman who is not yet a girl.

I am not going to play this game so I’m just going to assume that you’re an assassin hired to kill crazy Britney Spears but she’s really hard to locate because sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides. So you have to get lucky to find her. and its like a toxic waste of time. But eventually even though she’s…

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

Or it wasn’t terrible! The great thing about liking or disliking something is it’s your opinion!

m’dear, if your hackles go up when people generalize ‘all dudes’ to mean ‘all men’, you might be part of the problem. if you aren’t part of the problem, then we aren’t talking about you, so don’t worry about it :)

So... Sex and the City has a 7.0 rating. Meanwhile Entourage has a 8.6?

And a true dude would have said misandrist, so I’m doubting how dudely you really are.

It was back in college while speaking to the type of guy I’ve distanced myself from ever since, that I first came to understand that what a “chick flick” really was to the kind of people who use the phrase in earnest is just a regular movie was a female protagonist, that’s it.

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I once had a conversation with a guy who was incredibly angry and offended that I liked the show, Girls. He went on and on about how awful it was, how puerile, how infantile, how idiotic these girls were, how selfish, and what bad acting the show produced. He couldn’t figure out why anyone would ever watch that show.…

Guess I’m past my prime. This is all I saw.

Moose caca?!

The Game laughs at this eggplant. He’s all “I’ll show you an eggplant!!”

That there’s one them rest’raunt things, ain’it? Who you think I am, some fancy-pants city-boy?!

The seller says profits will go to the New Zealand Prostate Cancer Foundation.

Nah. Eggplant tastes like ass. Which, I suppose, is kind of appropriate.

I think I can confidently say that is not the oddest shaped penis I have ever seen.