Governor John Bel Edwards, a Democrat, has said he’ll sign the bill into law.

Damnit, I’m allergic to Pokemon.

Its braised, sliced Pokémon on rice or noodles.

I am assuming it’s the governor that is more interested in staying in office instead of doing what’s best for the people he represents.

I AM APOPLECTIC

I vote that we bring back the term ‘apoplexy’ to describe a rage stroke. And it’s adjective ‘apoplectic’. It just sounds so cool.

• Women considering abortions are required to personally execute a puppy with their bare hands, so that they can truly internalize the devastation to life that they are causing.

Cassey Ho, AKA Blogilates, who promotes, among other things, a “bikini meal plan” of about 1700 calories per day.

Aw, look at him. He has so few things in life WHY WONT YOU LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE THING?! All he wants is to control every woman in his states reproductive rights. ONE THING. JUST ONE! You are so mean.

I would be dying of a rage stroke too if I didn't have a soft snuggly puppy on my lap giving me kisses. Why can't all men be like this puppy?!

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

sorry, can’t reply, too busy having a rage stroke....

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Well at least they can finally find an issue they agree on in Lousiana! It just happens to be an issue that restricts a woman’s autonomy, no biggie!

Hahahahahahahaha fuck.

so funny it hurts. like, it really hurts.

i’m assuming that’s the governor, who is a DEMOCRAT

why is it that every male who thinks he owns my uterus always looks so fucking happy about it?

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.