Chris Evans, Homewrecker. Seriously, I would leave my husband AND child for him. Steve Rogers can get it, Lucas Lee can get it, that baby-eater from Snowpiercer can get it.

Feel no shame, moderate or otherwise! I’m 36 and I watch the hell out of iZombie. Great show, and all the men are devastatingly handsome. Even Blaine is somehow charming.

I forgot Donna i’m so ashamed of myself

Yay! I get to use this GIF again!

I just loved that he named the dog Minor.

Of course Depp is drunk he has a tattoo telling us, Duh.

My boyfriend has been dealing with an intense crush on captain America since seeing civil war at the weekend (he loves his arms so so much) and I just text him “guess who Jean ralphio’s sister is dating” and he instantly replied with “Captain america” and I’m all YES OMG and he’s like BITCH STOLE MY MAN! Bless him.…

Jenny Slate/Chris Evans is they greatest celebrity news I’ve ever heard and I will bask in it’s glory all day, blessed be.
ALSO, if you haven’t seen Jenny Slate on Drunk History go watch it RIGHT NOW IT IS HILARIOUS.

Riiiiiiiiight? Mmm. Less Major, MORE RAVIIIII.

I’d say good for her but Chris Evans eats babies.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MONA-LISA !!!!

I kind of figure Bristol left Meyer’s name of birth certificate because she was waiting on paternity results.

Perhaps they’ve been separated for some time, or perhaps Slate and Evans are just friends.

I am apparently a creepy Instagram sleuth, because I have been waiting for Jenny Slate to announce her divorce — her husband stopped appearing in her photos. Did not expect the Chris Evans angle, though.

Somewhere our old pal Adultosaur is sitting in a chair turning a light on....and off....on.....and off....on while muttering “jenny <click> slate <click>....”

Coulda named the next offspring Squibb.

Whatever makes you happy Sandy.

I still feel like she cancelled the wedding when she realized she’d be Bristol Meyer.

This is out of respect for you Bobby.