She just went public about her opiate addiction, which causes constipation. Seems like her agent found a great gig for her all things considered.

I don’t know poop about “microbial composition,” but I do know that when I moved from New England to New Mexico, I began waking up a little constipated and with a bad taste in my mouth. It wasn’t dehydration, I’m always drinking from a big glass of water. So I asked the doctor about it and she said, “Ya know, this is…

In other words, Jamie Lee Curtis is full of shit?

I’m using Mozilla Firefox. Wonder if that makes a difference? Due to another helpful reader’s comment, I’m wonder if it’s my adblocker.... thanks for your help!

I make my beer using the waste water from oil fracking and it’s still better than Budwiser

There’s a tiny 8oz can of Bud in the back of my fridge that someone left at my house last summer. Sometimes, when I’m drunk, I like to take it out and yell at it about what a disappointment it is to the other beers.

I brew a better beer using unfiltered water from my backed up gutters and some old barley flour I found in the back of the pantry.

I just don't understand. Nowhere in this blatant "we want to sell you more beer" ploy does it mention actually attempting to brew a better fucking beer. Really, it wouldn't even be that hard...I mean, we're talking about Budweiser. You could brew a better beer than that by throwing random garbage into the brew.

That will be called Canada

That struck me as funny too. Especially considering the majority of their market is south of the Mason-Dixon line and proud of their “heritage not hate.”

Lol

Make America Drunk Again

Fun fact. Budweiser can not sell its beer in Czech republic because they have a brewery already named Budweiser Budvar who existed first. 13th century first. Their beer is apparently fantastic.

Nice try but you’re not going to trick me into drinking Budweiser. That only works when you put it into pitchers and charge $2 for it.

A foreign beer conglomerate renaming Budweiser “America?”???

This is such heavy handed pandering, it’s really great. Fast forward two years into Trump’s presidency and it will probably just be called “f-ck immigrants”.

seriously. It’s not even a question of “do you like craft beer, bro” or not.

I had a Budweiser last week. They should rebrand it as “Complete Shit” and leave ‘Murica out of it.

This is the Yahoo! Chat (w/Yahoo! Games) of the Millennium, for sure...