I'm just saying you don't hear the devil going around telling everyone who he is. I'm just asking for some humility.

This is the best reaction. If I had a face tat for every spider I’ve killed ...

You mean like Gucci Mane’s tat?

Several months ago on the Savage Lovecast a woman called in to say that she recently started dating a dude with his ex-wife’s name tattooed on his face. She was OK with it at first, I guess, but then he mentioned that he was going in for another tattoo appointment. He didn’t say what it was, but she was really hoping…

Malia: “OK, here’ my life-size tattoo of Erik Estrada’s head”

“You have a little schmoshtic right by your eye. Hold still”

I know I’m old, because my instinct is to tell him to hold still, while I lick a paper napkin and wipe it off of his face.

In an attempt to prevent women from having access to birth control and abortions, Justin Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, pointed to her son as an example of how awesome “unexpected” kids can be. I disagree. Her son is a ringing endorsement for abortions given away free with the purchase of a 7-11 Slurpee.

Did god end every statement with “I am the lord”?

My ex-husband (whom I have a child with and haven’t spoken to in years) apparently went crazy and now has the crown logo from Budweiser tattooed on his face. So I’d say I made a good decision in leaving him.

Just last week I was laughing at his baby face and suggesting a face tattoo might be a good way to toughen it up. It's official, Bieber reads Jez comments.

His faith in Jesus must be tiny.

I have moles on my face bigger than that.

It’s funny how “Christians” get gaudy Jesus tattoos when the same book of the Bible that justifies their homophobia also calls tattoos an abomination.

When I read face tat, I was expecting something a lot bigger and more awful. This is... okay? Congrats Biebs for exceeding my expectations?

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

It’s good to know that mine isn’t the only brain that went right to that.

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

WTF? Boomer Lives!