“the most consistent thing is she plays women who are not ashamed of being fat”

Indeed - this is *exactly* why the jerkholes come after her with BS.
The ridiculous “How dare she!”

Yea who can forget adam Sandler and his totally intact reputation that people haven’t been shitting on since the 90s for cinematic atrocities that frankly ought to be covered by the Geneva convention

RIGHT??? Jerry Seinfeld literally only plays Jerry Seinfeld. No one has ever said “Jerry Seinfeld is a failure”

I literally didn’t even notice the Klan were in here.

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s…

Will Ferrell rarely challenges himself but when he does (stranger thsn fiction being the best example) it can be amazing...

I’ve made that criticism myself a couple times, but it had more to do with me thinking she’s better than the material she’s getting. Like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell have never done anything for me so they can go on making stupid movies I don’t care about. Bc clearly I’m the center of the universe.

It’s also kind of a hilarious bit of criticism from armchair critics. Actors don’t have to constantly be putting on different faces to be good at entertaining. Some writers are versatile, while others stick to one genre. Some musicians mix things up from album to album, others give different variations on a theme.…

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

Lady, you had the power to curse penises, and you’re going after John Cusack? You could have chosen to use your powers for good, say, cursing Charlie Sheen’s penis instead. Oh, when will they learn?

Clearly, you didn’t get to see Deadpool, unless he was wearing a prosthetic. Well, given that it was mostly in silhouette, I guess it could have been. #Penispiracy

Did it look something like this:

The Cusack penis curser really needs to refocus her energy on Sean Penn.

Fuck you. I am a pizza.

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to one of our greatest cultural treasures, Nihilist Lisa Frank. http://nihilisa-frank.tumblr.com/

This page is the equivalent of eating six bags of skittles simultaneously, chugging a fifth of vodka, then projectile vomiting on a basement rec room shag carpet.

Does she freelance? I know some dicks that need cursing.

Dear crazy lady: do stay the fuck away from John Cusack or any of his awesome family. If you harm one hair on his head (let alone curse his dick) I will personally hunt you down.

So, a black Magic Johnson?

Yay! The justice system inadequately handles stalking cases regardless of gender. Look equality! 🙄