I cried when I met her. My publisher said she wanted to introduce me to “another of her authors” and it was Judy Blume and I just fell apart. She was such a huge part of my childhood and that was the moment that it hit me I was really a writer. For real. And she was gracious and beautiful and her soul is probably even…

I love that Judy Blume is fangirling!!! When I was 7-10, I was addicted to all of her books.... I stayed up late reading, even burning a hole I had put over my lamp to hide the light from parents.

I feel like a few of the people in this video seem way too chill about this situation, like the guy at the end of the bar just chilling with his beer like ugh this again. Does this just happen regularly there?

Honestly, Ellie Kemper is really nice. I have met her in circumstances when it would have been very easy for her to be mean.

Initially, that was my thought, too. But they are very cheery at second glance! Pretty colours.

AVOCADOS ARE ROUGHAGE.

Apparently my body wants to eat a massage. And the adorable Lebanese techie, madly typing in a coffee shop, down the street.

Liam Hemsworth.

I hope you’re not disparaging Golden Girls

Miley looks super cute. Keep doing whatever you’re doing (weed? acid?) girl.

Look, Yoko, I can’t only eat avocado cheeseburgers with truffle fries. I need some roughage in there, even if my body isn’t asking for it.

Why is Dean Cain using plates in a pattern I imagine feeling at home on the set of the Golden Girls?

I told my boyfriend that when we have a kid I am going to be THE WORST!! and he is just going to have to deal with it.

Because eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww lady stuff shut up already Jesus get back in the kitchen when’s the last time you were pregnant why aren’t you pregnant now HOW DARE YOU

I was like 14 when I first realized that not everyone thinks like this. Walking in the mall with also 14yo friend who spies a preggo and says “ohhhhhhh she’s so luckyyyy!”

Easy to understand if the cult you’re raised with tells you you’re a full woman only when you have pregnancies and births.

Yes! My insurance would only allow me to get a certain number of prescriptions for Diflucan filled during a certain number of months. I’m sorry if my body doesn’t fit into that rule, Aetna. So dumb

I feel the same way about UTI meds... I know when I have one, I don’t understand why I have to go to the doctor pee a thimble full into a cup for him to tell me “looks like you need another round of cepro... since you’re allergic to everything else we might treat you with” (seriously, they give me so much side eye…

When I was 26 I was just really focused on my drinking.

I’m sorry that she had to go through all of that surgery and trauma and have it all fail because of something so seemingly minor.