One of the dudes from one of my favorite kinda unknown bands follows me on Twitter and occasionally faves and replies to my tweets and it makes my life every time, so I totally get you and your musical dorkdom. :)

I work with a guy like that and he’s basically a lawsuit waiting to happen. He loves to stop by my desk and talk about how much he hates his wife and how he spanks his children “until their bare asses are red” - and he thinks he’s the most hilarious person on the planet. I would complain to HR, but they’ve been…

SAME. Cat Laydeez 4 Eva.

Because to an entire generation of people, that was supposed to be the goal of all women (and some of their kids are out there perpetuating that shit too).

Please tell me you have another cat named Hall. I love you already, but that would make me love you even more. Heh.

Come sit by me - you are my people. :)

I want to be Toki when I grow up.

She seems totally nice and normal, we’re both just fans of Metalocalypse. She’s not an impostor or anything. :)

Macaroni Murder Lady here, but I’ll be changing it soon because I found out recently that someone else uses that on Jez and I didn’t want to cause confusion.

Sochi Sunrise?

Tonight I’m drinking a big-ass glass of water and eating a big-ass bowl of sweet & sour chicken because I went to a cookout last night and was then taken out drinking by awesome people - so I am dehydrated and in need of all the greasy food.

I’m Macaroni Murder Lady at the moment, but I’m thinking of changing it soon because I found out recently there’s a Jezzer with that username, so I don’t want to confuse people.

Oh my god, how I miss TWOP. The “This is My Motivation” thread was all that kept me going some days back then.

Do you follow me on Twitter? I have a sneaking suspicion that you might because there are a few people who follow me that I haven’t made the Kinja-name connection to yet (and my name is different there too). If you do, send me a Tina gif or something so I know who you are. :) If not, get on that shit - I think you’re…

Apologies - Kinja’d.

I always say it’s the tv show equivalent of a hug. I love that show so much.

Yeah, on a lot of the posters they just dropped the “Make a Porno” bit - but then it just sounded like a boring romantic comedy.

I know - it’s insane! And it was really disappointing to him that it did so crappily at the box office.

Weirdly enough, Kevin Smith (who isn’t usually known for such wokeness) wrote that one, not Seth. I’m as shocked as you are that he wrote a fully-realized female character.

So much same. My mom even went to seminary and got ordained (which is hilarious if you know her). I’ve basically been questioning since I was 12 and she never got over that.