A fellow large-breasted girl in my senior class dared to wear a scoop neck t-shirt under a cardigan in her senior yearbook photo. The principal was so offended by her slightly visible cleavage that she filled it in with a magic marker and that’s the version that went to press. That poor girl had to have her personal…

ILU. Thank you for saying all the crap I’ve been wanting to say forever. :)

2 posts. 2 fucking posts. That’s what he has to do to make my yearly salary (plus, if it’s on the higher end of his fee, he’ll have a little more than that). JFC I hate the world.

So much this. I’m an office manager (which is usually a job held by women in our company). We had a male office manager at one of our other branches who worked there for about a month before being promoted to supervisor over a team of office managers. He was somehow found to be more qualified than the 3 women that…

It makes sense. Mr. Soup has a beard, so he’s never really had a need for that and it really didn’t occur to me. My gut reaction was just “ack - why?!” without a ton of reason. Heh.

Hopefully he won’t be forced to punch this one through the head in order to save the world.

I’m rarely offended by commercials, but there was one “stupid husband” one that pissed me off (but not for the reasons you’d think). It involved a husband “manscaping” and then leaving the mess all over the bathroom, which the commercial assumed was the wife’s job to clean up. It was sexist as hell. So much so that…

To this day, whenever I have to tell people to come with me, I have to say it like he does: “Come with me nooow” with the little hand wave.

Ah, ok - I guess that makes sense. (grumble, grumble)

Also, do people actually have mirrors in their showers? Maybe they do, I dunno...but I sure as hell wouldn’t want one.

Me neither! Defiant ignorance solidarity!

That cat looks like Harvey Dent and you know it!

I feel like this header picture needs to be accompanied by the Price is Right “you lost” trombone of sadness.

Same here. That was when I realized what a damn good actor he is.

Me too! I was on the Quiz Team in college. I have an endless capacity for useless knowledge.

I must give you kudos for your username. :)

I’m pretty sure that one wasn’t awful - my sense memory of it is pretty strong too. Apparently Amazon still sells it if you’re feeling nostalgic.

This is a very good question. At the time, I was sure she was the epitome of all things awesome. I even bought a hat like hers. Now I feel great shame.

Pretty sure I stunk of the Liz Claiborne triangle perfume at one point too - but that might have been more late 80s than 90s.

I was fond of Navy and Anais Anais (as well as Electric Youth). I can’t remember if they were actually gross though.