I saw this headline and just went “no no no no no.”

Oh, Kimmay...

You guys, you guys! This is on Val Kilmer’s IMDB page:

OMG - how cute is tiny Jon Cryer?

Nah, that was the incredibly awesome Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. He was effervescent in that movie and he hasn’t done anything good since.

I had the same exact thought.

I look forward to the long button-down dresses coming back. I loved those things.

I love Jon Stewart, but if you watch this video with the sound off and just watch his eyes/facial expressions - I see no shock there whatsoever, just deep discomfort at having to answer this question.

This has been stuck in my head since I read that headline.

OMG - and now Kinja Deals is advertising a deal on Pampers. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!

Someone must have put a thirst=pregnancy spell on us then. Damn the man!

Noooo! Did you go see Captain America this weekend? I think that helicopter scene might have impregnated us all!

Um...Drew? That’s not the “dust of angels,” that’s lice!

I’ve been craving french fries all day and I never crave french fries. Must be pregnant too.

Love to you. ♥

I didn’t know this and now I’m super excited. I hope they come to my dinky town.

Dude, Blaine is hot af. That episode where he got down with Peyton had me like:

This. Especially when they don’t even admit to having a hand in it:

I’m hoping it’s Abraham because he doesn’t deserve Sasha after the way he treated Rosita. It will suck for Sasha, but she’s been through worse and she deserves a better partner.

Did someone say...