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This is fun, Balotelli!

Lionel Messi. Having been snagged from South America and placed in the most competitive and demanding soccer academy in Barcelona’s La Masia, the kid had the entire multi-billion dollar franchise’s eyes on him from like the age of 10. He vaulted through the age group ranks and was heralded as the next Diego Maradona…

I’ve watched many videos of Lionel Messi dribbling, scoring, doing all the normal good-at-soccer things. Hours of them. But I feel weird until I click on something like Lionel Messi - A Great Person #RESPECT (a real video). I find myself sitting there and thinking to myself, “man, he really is a great guy”. At what…

*Michael Carter won silver in ‘84, not gold. His daughter was an Olympic upgrade.

If I was eagle, I would have ate goose so fast. I would have at goose up so fast and then flown AWAY