Rape me by Nirvana

No idea why you even need to defend yourself. No one thinks you’re a real journalist anyways.

You weren’t a Jets fan huh?

This site is only going to make us dumber huh.

And once again we see the comments justifying the shittness that is Screamer.

Well his brain has one less year of permanent damage, so he has that going for him.

This is shitpost gold

Happened yesterday- you don’t even mention that in your post.

And you wonder why a lot of people shit on your site.

#autistictakes

Someone didn’t see Ross Wallace’s goal.

Even crazier, dude was murdered during a 911 call and they still haven’t solved the case

It would require Billy to actually be good at his job.

this is how i know you’re retarded.

Its cause Billy follows the online narratives rather than watching actual games. He’s one of the worst sportwriters on this site.

I want to rip the soul of this fucking website.

The homeless version of this goal.

You could literally shit in your hand, throw it at your screen and post a photo and it still would have taken more effort than this post. You are so fucking bad at this compared to everyone else at Deadspin, which honestly, is mindblowing in its own right.

Just look at how this idiot baits readers into clicking his shitty blog posts!

Its almost like i want multiple perspectives from different sports sites.