Talk about your bad judgment.

@Jinn: Pretty sure that's the oxford-dictionary-approved definition of "fun to drive."

@Psiu! Puxa!: You're right, Mopar or no car!:

@smalleyxb122:

The chevy smallblock is the default engine swap for people with no creativity.

@ormstungu: VERY good choice. I tried to get a friend of mine into a very nice, very cheap example in University. He refused due to the image of the car.

Forward Control Jeep. Or a Corvan/pickup. Hell, it'd be hard to be a douche in just about any corvair.

@duurtlang: A hipster-douchebag is still a douchebag. Also, a kind-man-with-a-moustache is still a douchebag.

Mahindra Pickup, when it arrives.

Lots of witty comments below, but they all seem to ignore the elephant in the room.

Year 1: cross fingers, hope for the best

Better make sure they cut the excess length off the tie, otherwise we'll be looking at a recall for scratched up Achilles tendons.

Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up!

@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.:

Meth Lab.

@Alfisted:

An amphibian with a 60mph top speed in the water would allow me to get from St. Catharines to Toronto in a reasonable amount of time (~1hr) without touching the QEW/Gardiner.

Could be one of those "lost in translation" things.

My P5 was $25k out the door, Canadian dollars. Actually a good deal at the time.

That BC bud is strong stuff, you need to be careful!