How’s it feel to be the Cleveland Browns of politics?

Why do you want to copy Western Europe’s Socialism? Modern Western Europe objectively blows. They’re a bunch of racist assholes and corrupt bureaucrats. America is flawed, sure, but we don’t need to copy a bunch of money grabbing, power-hungry idiots just to match a perceived ideal across the ocean (which doesn’t…

Hey, see that other party tearing itself in two over ideological purity, likely leading to a generation-long status as permanent opposition party because they can’t get their shit together and unify?

You’re assuming everything would have played out exactly the same way had Sanders been the nominee. The election, given some overlap in who they appealed to, would have come down to something like defense, which would have been in favor of Trump. I don’t know, that’s just how I see it, but to flat out say Bernie would…

Bernie was nothing but the left-wing Trump: a cult of personality who espoused big plans with no idea or strategy on how to make them happen, with a rabid, gullible fanbase who didn’t care anyway.

He would have been losing until the present meltdown.

Socialism: Potentially appealing to half the country if the only other option is racist, sexist, and quasi-fascist. Catch the fever!

In order to be a socialist, you first have to be an absolute loser. America isn’t made of of losers like you, sorry.

Ugh. Bernie Sanders is a con man. He is Donald Trump writ small.

Or a bunch of hipsters who don’t know anything about politics got excited about the idea of “free education”. Bernie never had a real chance of winning in the primaries.

Posts like this is why Deadspin will continue to be the Stranger Things of journalism.

I’ll never get this.