One of the bittersweet facts of parenting is that our mission is to teach our kids not to need us. That said, I can’t wait until my daughter is cooking dinner for us (although it will probably be chicken nuggets).

In related news, Karim Benzema continues to hump underage prostitutes and watch videos of undersized Mathieu Valbuena humping.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Keep digging that hole dude.