One of the bittersweet facts of parenting is that our mission is to teach our kids not to need us. That said, I can’t wait until my daughter is cooking dinner for us (although it will probably be chicken nuggets).

Oh we’re sorry your highness, you all knowing magnificent being.
We ignorant peasants should stop annoying you with our desire for knowledge.

In related news, Karim Benzema continues to hump underage prostitutes and watch videos of undersized Mathieu Valbuena humping.

God forbid she realizes that family matters and she might want to hook up with a guy. I can’t.

My wife was portrayed by Cobie Smulders in a movie (Grassroots) “based on a true story”. In the movie, her character, “Monorail Girl” ends up in bed with the lead (Jason Biggs). In real life this didn’t happen, but while watching the movie it dawned on her “Oh, he wanted to sleep with me so he wrote it into the…

Please explain how the Opportunity/Apollo 17 is a “misdirection fib”. And stop calling me a Trekker. I could care less about Star Trek.

Here comes the “human spaceflight is pointless” guy.

Amazing to see the Union Jack up there. Rule Britannia and all that.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Lol! Fucksake, if only…

:)

Keep digging that hole dude.