My seventh grade class all went to go see that at the end of the school year, for some reason. I don’t think I’ve heard anyone mention it since.

Yes it is.

Basically, the whole of the bottom of the well/Hyrule crypt/Shadow Temple levels were scary as a kid. I didn’t necessarily scare easy, but I was always a little uneasy playing those levels.

Gregg was in character as the jokester so you can’t really put the blame on him.

Fatman McGee must be a Gregghead.

Apropos of nothing, Undercutter’s Pizza is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

It’s basically EVH, Hendrix, and Chuck Berry. Those are the guys. Clapton can fuck off back to his Nazi rallies and Jimmy Page was derivative. 

He’s Jimmy Buffett with a distortion pedal. That said, Poundcake kinda rocks. 

“The bums lost.”

Burn After Reading feels like “lesser Coen” but it feels really prescient. Lots of bumbling feds, morons scrambling around for unclear reasons. 

I remember getting the novelization of Jumanji for Christmas way before I actually saw the movie, so I ended up with a weird headcanon for it that kind of conflicted with the film. It might be the least-consequential piece of art to ever inspire a headcanon.

I mean, Ted Cruz is younger than Gwen Stefani. We can’t just wait for them to all age out.

It’s better than The King’s Speech. I wouldn’t have given Best Picture to either; I would’ve given it to True Grit.

Ad Astra had an interesting idea and some decent visuals, it just kind of got jumbled in the execution.

Favorite character actor Dennehy. Favorite drink O’Doul’s. 

The Juicero! What a dumber, simpler time that was.

When I clicked on this article I assumed it was about Black Beatles.

The late 90s into 2000 really was a dead period for mainstream rock (outside of the various nu metal buttheads). You had the tame AOR stuff like Matchbox 20 and Third Eye Blind, but the pickings were pretty slim. Of the big early 90s alternative rock bands, it was basically only the Chili Peppers who were still…

It was kind of the last gasp of the late 90s light alternative rock that seemed to be played on VH1 all the time. Matchbox Twenty and Third Eye Blind were the most famous examples of it, but there were a bunch of smaller bands that made that kind of music, too. 

If I recall, the original version/pressing of White Pony didn’t have Back to School on it, right? The record label push came after the album was released, so they re-released a special edition version with a new cover that had Back to School slapped on it.