Also, Bam said the capital of Kyrgyzstan was Almaty and we all know Almaty is in Kazakhstan. Amateur hour.

They should demote Adam to intern and bring on Gene as a full-time host.

Look at the millionaire with their imported beers.

“Photograph” and “Living After Midnight” are forever linked in my mind because the local butt-rock station in my college town seemingly played them back-to-back every Friday evening while I was drinking Busch Light and getting ready for the night. 

The Dorne plot in the books is pretty stupid, too. I would have cut out all the Quentyn Martell stuff and maybe have Ellaria in a modified version of the Arianne Martell role. Whatever they were trying to do with the Sand Snakes staging a coup or whatever really missed the mark.

Season 7 was basically just a series of big set pieces with only the thinnest connective tissue between them. I know the clock’s running out, but they really could’ve done a better job of balancing actual plot development with the massive action sequences.

What I would like from Weezer is for all of them to be sent to Siberia for the rest of their lives. Please, no more. Let us enjoy the blue album, the non-creepy songs from Pinkerton, and a handful of the green album/Maladroit tracks in peace.

This is a ruse to throw us off the scent. Gendry is gonna King Ralph his way onto the Iron Throne.

The show and books got dumber in very different ways.

I’ll take him at his word that he has pages, but I think he has far too few pages to finish one book, much less two. 

Mastodon appearing as wildlings was better because they just kind of blended in with the rest of the wildlings. 

I think you mean seasons 5 through 7. I understood the need to consolidate/simplify the bloated AFFC/ADWD arcs, but the show got significantly dumber after season 4.

Every one of their Bam Margera riffs makes me laugh so hard that I look like a lunatic.

Even before the domestic assault stuff, his trade value was dwindling. His value is derived almost entirely from range: his arm strength is already shot and his offense has completely stagnated. He’s becoming Cesar Izturis with a little more pop and a lot more baggage.

Ok.

It does feel...off somehow? I mean, forget the wackiness about Milton burning down the office building and finding the stolen money. It just seemed a little too tidy, or something.

I think Pulp Fiction was the only one of those movies that I didn’t own, and that was because so many of my friends already had it.

I’ve seen some reactionary weirdos on the internet who sincerely believe we should adopt a monarchy. 

They’re all thematically similar, aren’t they? My fifteen year old self hadn’t been chewed up and spit out by the machine yet, but I connected with it anyway.

Ah yes, how could I forget Boondock Saints. I also could have thrown Gladiator in there.