The “something organic” is midichlorians.

I agree. I didn’t dislike TFA or TLJ, I just enjoyed Rogue One and Solo more. They were fun movies, and that’s all I ask.

Luol Deng, as a bench defender/adequate floor spacer playing 10-15 minutes a night is not the worst thing in the world. Expecting more than that is probably foolish.

Jeff Green, but allergic to defense.

That’s right.

Not a dad, but I’d flip Royal Scam with Aja, and Pretzel Logic with Katy Lied. Those four are definitely their best, though.

I agree that 2012's is obviously going to be The Dark Night Rises.

My guess would be broken collarbones from landing awkwardly, but that’s all I can really come up with.

True, the Baltimore area accent is definitely in the running.

Philadelphians have the most obnoxious regional accent in the country and exclusively eat sandwiches from gas stations.

Judging by his torso, he’s taking care of the core.

Wilson Pickett’s cover of Hey Jude is probably my favorite cover song. It’s also better than the original.

That’s right.

Joe Rogan seems like a relic of an earlier internet era. 

Anyone who has time to watch dozens of hours of Youtube videos of some Canadian dork crying about Disney movies is inherently awful.

A podcast about being gay with your dad.

As great as Phil Harman was, I don’t see him making Step Brothers work.

The director really did a good job of incorporating John Madden’s telestrator work, though.

The Taco Bell Bell is just biding its time...

Kingpin is also good.