It was a very stupid movie, but I’ve somehow seen it more than once.

Daredevil remains, to this day, the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. It’s one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Also, it had that goddamn Evanescence song on the soundtrack. 

I like pop culture ephemera as much as the next guy who regularly visits this website, but this seems like a little much.

I don’t think I’ve ever used FaceTime on purpose.

It’s so much funnier than it has any business being.

Fat Mac is one of the funniest things the show ever did. 

I’m not holding my breath, but I hope they give some sort of mention to my favorite Beck album, Mutations, which was released in 1998. 

George Magazine is such a weird 90s artifact. All I remember of it was that JFK Jr ran it and the first issue had Cindy Crawford dressed up as George Washington on the cover.

I liked Lycos because they had a dog in their commercials. 

bazubgus!

That was a real problem in the late 90s and early 2000s. It seemed like every album was damn near 20 tracks long and usually did not need to be. I guess it was a function of CDs and increased storage space.

Oh yeah, it’s never gonna happen for them. I just feel like it could’ve, in a different time or landscape. 

I was in middle school when this whole scene blew up. I know I owned at least one Korn CD and liked their music just fine, but even back then I think I could tell this stuff was deeply embarrassing. 

Hello Nasty is great, but they really needed to take an ax to the back half. It’s probably five songs too long.

I feel like that band should’ve been Queens of the Stone Age, but they never got there.

I don’t know where people get the idea that Korn or similar nu-metal butthead music was the domain of frat guys. DMB or like, weenie bro country music was way more likely to be heard at a frat house than Korn.

Christ, Jerry Jones is only 75? It seems like he’s been 75 my entire life.

Yeah I’m just kidding, that album sucks ass. I’ve just been listening to a lot of Van Halen recently, so it’s on my mind.

I can’t wait for the deep dive on the opus that is 1998's Van Halen III. Gary Cherone will have his day in the sun!

For now, it has to settle for being the official school of the most obnoxious people in Chicago.