Don’t rule out Giannis dunking from the 3 point line.

I enjoyed this episode, but Jared’s “Hah, if only” definitely got the biggest laugh from me.

I got to see them a couple times in the last five years or so and they still sounded pretty good. RIP Walter Becker.

That’s right.

Black Cow -> Aja -> Deacon Blues.

I like it, but I’m a little bewildered by the huge amount of love it gets. Yeezus is better.

CB4 rules so much. That movie, The Chase starring Charlie Sheen, and Airheads played on a constant loop on Comedy Central in the late 90s.

I think there was a Dissolve (RIP) article about the hypothetical James Cameron Jurassic Park years ago, so this isn’t exactly news. It sounds like it would’ve been much closer to the book in tone, but I can’t imagine anyone other than Spielberg making Jurassic Park.

There’s a local Chicago sports media legend/weirdo who ticks all of those boxes and more, Les Grobstein. He’s probably best known around these parts for shitting his pants during his overnight sports talk show: https://deadspin.com/chicago-sports-radio-host-shits-in-the-studio-flees-th-1553315358.

He reminds me of any number of broadcast journalism students I met in college whose entire personalities were shaped by obsessively watching ESPN in the early-to-mid 2000s. Sort of like if Jim Carrey’s character from “Cable Guy” was warped by Chris Berman and Fran Fraschilla instead of Star Trek reruns.

Yellow is better than like, 90% of what Coldplay has put out since.

I was super late to The Sopranos. Like, I didn’t watch the series all the way through until 2015. I never had HBO during its run, so I just kinda missed out on it until later.

Batman was just a prelude to Michael Keaton’s true magnum opus. That’s right, I’m talking about Multiplicity.

Pure. West.

Bane is basically Marlo but with a sillier voice.

I finally gave up on TWD this year. I just couldn’t bear it anymore.

We haven’t seen a Donald Trump sex tape yet because Donald Trump has never had sex.

The closest analogue that exists in college football is Bill Snyder’s love of wearing years-old bowl game giveaway windbreakers.

How many Polish comedy writers does it take to create an episode of SNL Polska?

Probably Mystique-style shape-shifting. That would be pretty neat