Poe/Hux interchange and Poe’s ripped-from-an-Apatow-movie back and forth with Kylo Ren at the beginning of TFA were both a little much.

The squad is pretty unbalanced right now, with a bunch of guys who are best cutting in from the left to shoot with their right foot (Alexis, Pogba, Rashford, Martial, and even Lingard) and not a lot of guys who are best deployed as right-footed “true” right wingers or left footed players cutting in from the right.

Because of David De Gea, mostly.

I think the issue is, this conservative system isn’t even the most pragmatic winning approach for a team with a wealth of attacking talent and a shaky back line. I think a lot of the “golden days of free flowing, attacking United” talk is overblown, but letting Pogba/Rashford/Martial/Sanchez/Lukaku get out and run a…

I really don’t know that to make of the Mourinho era at United. It’s been better than the Van Gaal era, I suppose, but not by a lot. This is a team that regularly plays like less than the sum of its parts, and that’s particularly frustrating. A spine of De Gea, Bailly (when healthy, of course), Matic/Pogba and Lukaku…

A spinoff where Littlefinger teleports around the world using his powers of manipulation and bad accents to solve crimes.

They could bring back that Neil Patrick Harris lookin’ fella who played Ned in Bran’s flashback.

I recently went through this with Rhapsody In Blue, a song I’d heard snippets of my entire life but I had no idea what the name was.

So he’s kind of a Zach Randolph 2.0?

I, for one, would prefer Jake Arrieta over Tyler “But his numbers away from Coors were actually good” Chatwood, but maybe I’m just being sentimental.

That would’ve been really, really good. Now I’m mad they didn’t do that.

Someone needs to toss that ape a damn beer.

Hmm, I’m gonna have to go with Millennium Falcon technology.

Judging by that picture, Nicolas Cage has become a skinny Andrew Dice Clay.

It would be way too winking and meta, but I would love to see him as a Bond villain. I don’t see it happening during the Daniel Craig administration, but it would be fun.

I demand an origin story for each of Paulie’s track suits.

I hope they bring her back for Episode IX, just to easily dispatch her all over again.

As a Missouri grad and basketball fan, I know all to well what this feels like. We were current Pitt-level bad for three season under Kim Anderson and I had no idea how long the misery would last. But, if it’s any consolation, all you have to do is hire the right coach, and then hope two five star recruits who happen…

I’m a Missouri grad who was in school during the Big 12 days and still haven’t embraced the SEC. Sure, it’s nice to get out from under Texas calling all the shots, but I miss the rivalries. Especially in basketball.

Totally, yes.