Man, he’s so good in Red Dragon.

I wonder if the main character will be loyle to his capo.

Is Kansas City no longer considered part of the Midwest?

I saw a dark green Tesla the other day and it was jaw-dropping. I don’t normally go gaga for Teslas, but this was the exception.

Funny how the best album released in 2002, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and the second-best album released in 2002, Songs for the Deaf, both fell somewhere in between the Ashanti/Nelly level popularity and the songs featured in this article. Also, I always confused The Rapture and The Bravery for some reason.  

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club are like a more interesting version of the Black Keys to me.

Hercules! Hercules!

I liked Black Swan! I just liked those other three (and Toy Story 3) better.

Did we just become best friends? Because I agree about both Fellowship and Last Crusade.

It’s a thoroughly competent movie that had no business beat Social Network, True Grit, Winter’s Bone, or even Black Swan.

Agreed about the King’s Speech. It’s probably not even in the top 5 for most egregious best picture wins, but it was at the bottom of the barrel for the group nominated.

The only nominees I didn’t see from that year were The Kids Are Alright and 127 Hours, but I have to imagine either of them would’ve been a better choice than “Colin Firth Stutters While Wearing Period Costumes.” I probably would’ve picked True Grit.

Fury Road was robbed. Spotlight was good and all, but it didn’t have a single character named the Bullet Farmer.

Yeah, 2011 would be my go-to year. It’s funny how thoroughly King’s Speech has been forgotten about, though.

I don’t think you hate to be a highlight truther at all, otherwise you wouldn’t be acting like a highlight truther.

Mark Schlabach is Mark Schlereth’s son.

They should follow the footsteps of another HBO show that should’ve ended after one season by casting Vince Vaughn and Colin Ferrell as the leads.

Settle down, Beavis.

It seems to me like the easiest solution would be to pay the dang players. The NBA keeps their free minor league and the NCAA keeps their ability to market the Trae Youngs and Marvin Bagleys of the world.

So how do these compare to Mike Cernovich’s gorilla smooth brain pills?