I get how normal people could like Pardon My Take, but the rest of these bozos are just so aggressively unpleasant to see/read/listen to. I must be too old or something.

I’m more of a fan of Poppy’s earlier work: falling asleep and then urinating on Jerry Seinfeld’s couch.

Roy Hibbert.

This is very plausible, even likely.

I intend to kill the kindly old Menard’s spokesman before he has a chance to kill again.

Also, apparently that guy is still alive, he’s just 91 years old. Jumped the gun on the RIP, I guess.

He seemed a little unhinged, but who wouldn’t be when presented with all the great deals at Menard’s?

I miss the old Menard’s guy. RIP.

The Nationwide insurance commercials with Brad Paisley and Peyton Manning make me want to jump in front of a bullet train.

I made the same move to the west side last year. It’s fine, but I kinda miss the feel of the non-Wrigleyville, non-Lincoln Park north side.

I lived by the high school on the other side of Ashland for a year and then a few blocks over on Southport for a few more years after that. I miss that neighborhood.

I love that place and it was the first bar I thought of that didn’t have a TV.

Every bar is a sports bar unless it explicitly isn’t. Sorry.

Same with I-88 in Illinois. It really bugs me.

As someone much funnier than me said, Halloween 3 is actually a sequel to the Misfits songs Halloween and Halloween II.

Right? I can’t imagine not washing my face every time I shower and then again before I got to bed.

I share your pain. I’m 30 and my complexion is just now becoming manageable without a million prescriptions and whatnot.

Clean and clear continuous cleanser (10% benzoyl peroxide) followed by moisturizer and a Cetaphil at night before bed. I don’t regularly put on sunscreen, but I’m also rarely outside during the day.

I initially read that as “Richard Lewis” and was trying to imagine a scenario in which he and Tony Siragusa would be hanging out together.

I liked The Grey more than Taken. Taken whooped ass and all, but The Grey has stuck with me more than Taken has.