Settle down, Beavis.

Yeah, I still can’t tell if Embiid’s wacky antics are genuine or if they’re forced and corny.

Well, yeah.

My mom, who has good taste in everything except cars, bought one of these about a year ago and I had to pull up a picture of it on my phone because I couldn’t picture what a Dodge Journey looked like. The only thing I can say about it is that it’s fine. It drives like a mini van, my mom seems to like it, and it has…

Three words: Val. Kilmer’s. Batman.

I wish to someday capture the aggressive not-giving-a-fuck attitude of late-career Brando. What an inspiration for big lazy slobs. The only actor who comes close these days is Steven Seagal.

I’ve more or less talked myself into thinking The Dark Knight Rises is my favorite of the Nolan movies, so I can appreciate your contrarianism.

Leave the tortured brooding to Batman; he’s good at it. Let Superman be bright and cheery.

That’s a well thought-out rebuttal. I don’t disagree with your broader premise, it just could’ve been done a little more gracefully, I think..

Correct.

That’s more likely, yeah. Or it’s run by a few different people. I’m a Farrar Fan from way back, but he has kind of become a meme in his own right.

I have exactly two friends who I could play this with and one lives five hours away. I wouldn’t want to expose any of my other friends to the extreme irony poisoning this could cause.

I have a theory that Jesse is Admin.

This reminds me of the alderman of the ward bordering my old apartment who made his pet cause getting rid of pigeons. This was a ward grappling with redevelopment/gentrification, a massive transit project, and an uptick in violent crime and this guy was worried about pigeons.

AV CLUB,,KEEP KICKEN ASS

Every Texas college town should get a turn as “the next Austin.” “If you love the arts and culture of Austin, you’ll love uh, Lubbock.”

They’re trying to pitch it as Austin for boring Evangelical millennials, I think.

I need to compile a list of all the b-list 80s actresses Donald Trump could brag about almost having sex with.

Yeah I definitely would’ve guessed Rhys (probably because he dons similar-looking disguises on The Americans).

I’m 30 and Koresh is still the first thing I think of when someone mentions Waco. Between Koresh, the multiple sexual assault scandals associated with Baylor football, and Joanna Gaines’s shiplap-related crimes, we should probably think about investigating what’s in the water down there.