It did look really bad. I guess I can accept the latent force powers (it is a movie about space wizards, as you said) but it just wasn’t executed well. I dunno, whatever, I still liked the movie over all.

I hope someone loves me as much as Celtics fans love Jaylen Brown.

She was fine, but flying through space with the force was, how do I put this politely, very stupid.

Hollywood Upstairs Medical Droid.

“Kylo, your grandpa was a blond dingus who talked like he was reading from note cards. Then he got a helmet because his former boss, Ewan McGregor, fucked him up in a lava pit. His friend was a large, amphibious minstrel character. The end.”

As long as Paramount continues to run all-day Bar Rescue marathons on Sundays, I think everyone will survive.

Yeah this is horribly false. Even with his dip in form, Lukaku is better than two of those three, not to mention Martial’s recent form.

I made a similar choice over a decade ago, although it was mostly in opposition to my friend who was an annoying Arsenal fan. Also, don’t call them Man U.

Always.

Fall Out Boy has transitioned from making pop-punk music I don’t care for to making cheeseball songs that will be played a million times during the NHL/NBA playoffs that make me yearn for the sweet release of death.

Fuck the (wife of the) police.

I’m currently listening to the fantastic Arctic Monkeys album from 2013 “A.M.”

I need to travel to wherever you’re from to evangelize on behalf of Van Halen.

I didn’t get into Fountains of Wayne until well after their fifteen minutes of Stacy’s Mom induced fame, but they have a lot of gems. Radiation Vibe is a good tune, as well.

It doesn’t matter, his ass and crotch are both perfectly smooth.

I would bet closer to 265, but 250 would be the absolute minimum.

So the Black Klansman movie isn’t just a feature-length version of the Clayton Bigsby sketch?

Yeah, losing Zach Lowe was a huge blow, too.

So, so much of it is bad. The sports stuff is often fine, but the pop culture writing just makes me cringe so hard.

The Ringer’s biggest problem is that it sucks.