Wonderful Christmastime sounds like a Wesley Willis song.

Yeah, times really are tough for Pauly Shore.

I never thought I’d see a Yngwie Malmsteen reference in the comments of an Eminem review, but it’s absolutely spot on.

The people who think Episode III is better than Return of the Jedi should be sent to Siberia.

That’s right.

Yeah, I think it kinda came out of nowhere, too. Unless that’s the point, that any seemingly meek and non-aggressive guy can become a howling MRA dick head at the drop of a hat. Either way, I agree that it kinda put too fine a point on it.

I liked about two thirds of Episode 7 and one third of Episode 1, so I’ll give 7 the edge.

Brain Parasite Jeff Foxworthy is the breakout character of 2017.

Damn, I would have thought Cum Town would have the “Most Problematic” award locked up.

I really like the new Grizzly Bear album. I think they’re going to age more gracefully than a lot of their mid-to-late-aughts peers.

The theater near me that does midnight screenings of The Room has also done a midnight screening of Trapped In The Closet. I have don’t know for sure if it’s pure camp or not, but I think it might be.

Yeah, I liked DAMN because it wasn’t a heavily-medicated teen vocoder warbling over some half-assed beat like most new hip hop seems to be anymore. I’m old.

I think Last Crusade clicked with me because it was the first one I saw. So, for me, it’s Last Crusade>Raiders>>>>>>>Temple and I never bothered to see the alien one because it looked terrible.

Raiders of the Lost Ark isn’t even the best Indiana Jones movie.

This article is making me want to go out and buy the biggest 4K TV I can afford and watch this movie in all its shiny and chrome glory.

I don’t think it’s possible to be hyperbolic about Mad Max: Fury Road. It was the most awesome (in every sense of the word) moviegoing experience I’ve ever had. It whips ass, it rules, and if you don’t like it, you’re a lame nerd.

When I first saw this allegation pop up on Twitter, I thought Ad-Rock was the one being accused and my heart sank through the floor.

It sounded pretty alright. I’ll give the album a listen for sure.

I loved me some Glassjaw back in the day. I’m cautiously excited about the new album.

I saw him at a screening, but didn’t get that close to him. From a distance, he kinda looked like a deflated Gene Simmons.