Chris Kattan got two movies, and he sucked!

Alec Baldwin’s Trump sucks.

I don’t think so. I hear it’s in such bad shape, they’re thinking of ending it after next season.

Let’s hope it’s better than Leo’s J. Edgar Hoover movie. Woof.

I have a feeling that it will end up in more or less the same place. It looks like GRRM is going to take a significantly different route to get there, but the destination will be pretty close.

My wife is gonna smother me in my sleep because I say this every single time a promo/commercial for this show pops up.

That Rancid and White Zombie songs are good.

Is it? I mean, the second wave knockoff crap like Candlebox and Bush gets plenty of deserved scorn, but Pearl Jam/Nirvana/Alice in Chains/Soundgarder all seem to be held in higher esteem than Winger and Motley Crue.

Settle down, Beavis.

I vividly remember having a Quilvio Veras rookie card and I have no idea why.

Jeff Blauser, Glendon Rusch, Matt Stairs, Geoff Jenkins.

My impulse was to say Jeff Tweedy, but his output has been pretty uneven over the last five+ years, even if I still appreciate it. So, I’m going to go with Josh Homme, who whoops ass and will continue to do so.

Yeah, El-P and Killer Mike are in their 40s and still making great music. I’d bet on them to keep it up.

“Here’s a nice piece of shit” - Me, in reference to Adam Sandler’s recent work.

I’ve heard this theory floated before, and it’s very plausible.

ZMF’s “Ownage/Not Ownage” binary rating system works for me.

I get why he was called safe initially, it was a bang-bang play, but the call should’ve been overturned. I kind of hate MLB instant replay, it seems like they get it wrong more than the NFL or NBA does.

I generally loathe Bill Belichick, but that quote is pure gold.

I remember reading an article from around ten years ago about a fraternity in California that killed a pledge with water poisoning. It’s very, very real.

Now all they need to do is perfect cloning technology and bring back Jerry Orbach. We Briscoeheads need something!