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Yeah, Grammar's obnoxiousness comes across as less vile than Baldwin's and it's probably because it's so buffoonish. Alec Baldwin just seems like a mean spirited rage case.

No, that's Billy Joel's autobiography.

I confuse it with the McHale's Navy movie starring Tom Arnold.

I know he's a dick in real life, but that isn't really the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions him. It's definitely the time he fell down onstage.

He's obviously had much bigger and more important roles, but I always think of him as Handsome Dan whenever he comes up.

Hell. Yes. Finally, the be all end all of celebrity memoirs.

What about "Messing Richard Simmons"? Like some sort of Debra Messing/Richard Simmons crossover deal? Anyone do this joke yet?

My brother's old apartment backed up to the red line train in Chicago, and it's kinda true, you don't really notice it after a while.

My friends and I could regularly some leftover Playboys and such in the dumpster behind the Borders books in our town. It was a nice little treasure trove, provided you were willing to jump in a dumpster.

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Exactly. Rabin taking down something horrible like Oogie Loves or whatever is a lot more fulfilling because he comes at it in the right context. It always feels like he approaches these odd, terrible pieces of work from a place of genuine curiosity, not going for snark or irony right off the bad.

Actually, the plural of Mel Gibson is "Mels Gibson."

Yeah, true Starbuckscore is probably something a little more boring, like Norah Jones or Michael Buble.

"As a big Mancow fan, I…"

But he likes it ironically, which is ok. Unless it's not ironic in the way he likes, then it's appropriation, or something.

Dammit, Seal, you have lupus.

That's kinda my reaction to 90% of these articles.

I legitimately hate "Come Together." Let me do one of these.

Goddamn, I want to upvote this a bunch.