Trainor and Schumer? Hell, I hardly knew 'er! Seriously, though, probably Trainor.

Buddy, you just described Adele.

I uh, liked David Gray.

Speaking of which, let's get David Lee Roth on here to do a Hatesong, preferable a Sammy Hagar song.

Yeah, fuck this dude. Nothing is more condescending than "oh I'll take this dumbass pop song and really class it up with a string quartet." It always sounds like shit, anyway.

Yeah, Rabin is the king at this kind of stuff.

He sounds like he was just spouting out words from a woke random word generator. That, or he was having a stroke.

The man never drank a Duffy in his life.

I'd say he's more of a middlebrow dum dum, but the point stands.

If a song isn't inclusive to literally everyone on earth, it's Problematic.

I can't wrap my mind around anyone hating Return of the Mack. That one made me so mad.

We're about ten years removed from the breakout of Amy Winehouse/Duffy/Adele et al, so I guess that nostalgia train is coming. Christ, I'm getting old.

Starbuckscore.

So this guy's whole deal is making "serious" versions of pop songs and he has the stones to say someone else gives him douche-chills? Gimme a break.

James Blake is the sonic equivalent of lukewarm tap water. I will never accept that anything he has a hand in "knocks" in any way, shape, or form.

The South Park episode about Bono being a huge turd or whatever didn't help, either. I'm an unabashed U2 fan and I don't give a shit about how pompous Bono is. You'd think Bono was out diddling kids like Gary Glitter or something the way people talk about him.

Man, I wish I had connected the Bono backlash with the larger neoliberal backlash myself because that is good and true as hell. I'm gonna use that next time I get on my soapbox.

I don't mind Kendrick's voice, but I get what you're saying. I cannot stand Young Thug because his voice sounds so fucking stupid.

I can't even begin to think about how wrong this is.

My parents took me too the Hoover Dam when I was a kid and I probably said that 1000 times.