Probably not.

Trump is a horrible monster, but watching him humiliate Jeb! like that was a pretty visceral thrill.

Hey, I was the same way! I thought, in no way could this coldly professional machine lose to an orange TV host with no real campaign structure, but here we are.

Passing out at the 9/11 memorial on 9/11 is extremely bae.

In short: Bernie would've won.

BLAOW!

That's…something. I never would've connected a mid-coital butt water splash with baptism, but I guess that's why I'm not a filmmaker.

I watched this for the first time a few months ago and the thing I remember most is that, during the kitchen sex scene, Glenn Close turns the sink on and splashes some water into her butt crack, seemingly on purpose. Was that an 80s thing?

Cum Town is like 1000% times better and funnier than it should be. Chapo is always the main course, but Cum Town is the delicious side dish.

The death panel thing is so 2010. Get a new meme, GOP official guy.

Ha-blow-me.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kurtwell's story in front of the Cardinals was bogus, or at the very least grossly exaggerated.

Based on the outfit he was wearing, I guessed the speaker was John XXIII. His preserved body, on display at St. Peter's Basilica, has the same little hat.

IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE DECLINE OF WESTERN DEMOCRACY, GIMME AN AWW HELL YEAH!

From what I understand, a bunch of dumbass man-children got mad because girls were playing with their toys.

Eh, Bill Maher is an asshole Islamophobe. Milo is worse, but let's not let Bill Maher off the hook.

Trouble Brewing is part of Frank's Fluids, along with Fight Milk and Wolf Cola.

Red Dog is terrible. Some bar in Milwaukee had a $1 mystery beer special and I kept getting Red Dogs. I think the bartender was fucking with me.

Hey, I'm capable of being mad about two things!

He's a good dude and he's good for the city.