So, Land of the Dead: The Show?

Sasha is the worst character on a show full of terrible characters.

I liked the Dawn of the Dead remake's zombie rules: you only come back as a zombie if you're directly infected by a zombie, and zombies are only interested in human flesh.

I mean, even with all of his problems, it still seems like he should've ended up as some sort of psychopath Wall Street guy. He has a degree from Penn, he loves cocaine (well, crack, but still), and he has nothing but contempt for the rest of humanity.

I wonder if they called Frank's cat eyes guy.

You're not alone on that, Spidey.

The only thing that really stands out to me about Maureen were her "comfy and current" cat sweatshirts.

On the one hand, I see your point. On the other hand, I think the show and books have diverged enough that you could argue they're barely even telling the same story anymore. The broad outline might be similar, but that's about it.

I'm sorry, I'm usually better at detecting jokes.

The Stannis v. Bolton battle might actually be worth the billing in the book and not 30 seconds like it was in the show.

That's what I thought, too.

I hadn't thought of this, but I love it.

I regret being too young to have any memories of Maradona as a player. I only know him as the short, fat, erratic cokehead he is today.

I think I hate Barbara Kopple! No, wait, I find her informative and witty.

There's an element of pastiche here, especially in buildings like the cathedral.

The best thing to ever come from Twitter. I use "(name) retire bitch" all the time.

He basically started twirling his mustache the moment he showed up in the first season. He might as well have a neon sign that says "BAD GUY" hovering over him.

The only good neck tattoo was Kenyon Martin's tattoo of Trina's lips.

The only time I've left North America is to visit Italy, so I can't really speak to any of those others (I've never seen St. John The Divine in New York, either).

Throw Face/Off and The Weatherman in there and you got yourself a deal.