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The FedEx Pope
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Face/Off rules I won't hear otherwise.

I went through something similar. I went from being 5'1" at 11 to 6'1" at 13. My joints constantly ached and I had no coordination at all.

He's just lazy and tacky. There's no reason for your tie to go past your belt, ever.

I don't know if I would feel the same way if I went back now, having seen St. Peter's/The Duomo/St. Mark's in Venice. It felt pretty impressive when I was there as a kid, though.

Granted, I went to the National Cathedral as a kid so my memory might be skewed, but it was the only other time I felt that sense of awe that St. Peter's gave me. The Duomo in Florence came close, but it didn't feel like it was on the same scale.

The only church I found more impressive than the National Cathedral is St. Peter's basilica itself.

The young pope is replacing all the communion wine with Fight Milk.

I started hootin' and hollerin' in my living room when he said "I am the young pope." I sounded like an early 90s Fox sitcom studio audience.

I truly believe that Taylor Swift has never had sex.

The gams are good, not denying that. I think she's going for some sort of Nordic ice queen type of look nowadays?

It's the ponytail. She'll always look 13 as long she has that ponytail.

I guess I don't have any reason to not take him at his word, but I'm still skeptical.

This guy was insisting that GRRM had written X amount in addition to the leftover chapters, but I can't recall any that weren't just pages cut from ADWD.

If nothing else, I Don't Like is an all-time classic.

I went on to smoke some cigarettes behind the school with the rest of my gang of greasers.

Oh wow, you're totally blowing my mind. I had no idea this story borrowed heavily from a well known historical conflict. I thought the rotund fisherman looking guy came up with all of that on his own.

I got an ASOIAF super nerd riled up one time because I said GRRM hadn't written anything new, and any chapters he has leaked were just leftovers from ADWD. The moral of the story is, getting nerds riled up is fun.

It rolls of the tongue better that way, too.

Her friends and her boyfriend Vincent Chase all sucked. She should have kicked all of them to the curb and shacked up with The Mentalist guy.

Yo FUCK Carl Diggler.