They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

I'd have gone with Jalopadonkadonk

Exactly. Jezebel has now written exactly one article about ALS, which is one more than they have ever written. Of course they are being sanctimonious about how it is not the best way to raise awareness when they wouldn't have written about it if it had been "anything but this." More people are talking about ALS and…

"Float like a butterfly, stings when I pee."

Interestingly enough, Milton Bradley also said the ball should be treated like your wife

I live in Houston, I cant be crossing the street for every motherfucker with a face tattoo.

Catches foul ball...BRASS BONANZA!

RAPPERS WEARING HOCKEY JERSEYS, RANKED

But when do we get to the

Phoenix goaltender Mike Smith scored his first career goal after flinging the puck into Detroit's empty net.