Ugh... my old roommate used to do that to me all the fucking time... and no matter how many times I told her that I worry when she just up and disappears without saying anything, she kept doing it. Like, how hard is it to just send a fucking text saying “I’m tired/in a shit mood/too drunk/not feelin it so I’m going…

Just chiming in to let you know that the first time I read this, my brain somehow skipped over the word “coworkers” and I was confused about whether you had multiple current husbands or a long series of previous ones lol

You’re bang on, dude!

Thank goodness your building manager took it seriously.

Both of my Grandpa’s passed away from heart attacks within a year and a half of each other. My mother’s father (we’ll call him Grandpa Smith) died when I was 4, while my father’s father (Grandpa “Jones”) died when I was about 2 and a half. I do not remember him, but I remember Grandpa Smith.Anyways, I don’t remember…

Oops.

God, I have been that girl so many fucking times...

I can’t believe he was so brazen as to grab your little girl right in front of You! That is insane!

That is incredibly unusual behaviour for a bear though.

Can we just fuckin’ not, with the Trump stuff please?

When I was online dating one of my first tests of character was how they reacted to my insistence that we *meet* publically the first couple times, rather than have them pick me up or drop me off.

Any decent and reasonable person will recognise when their behaviour is making another person uncomfortable. Any man who becomes agitated or aggressive when someone refuses their request to be alone with them is 100% NOT someone you want to be alone with.

OK, but how would this Doppelganger know stuff about his life???

What the fuck?

I remember your story from last year!! As soon as I read “my almost murder” I knew it was you!

OMG transformer explosions are friggin terrifying! We had one right beside our apartment building at like midnight on Thanksgiving weekend one year. Scared the shit out of everyone!!!

Last week I was leaving an evening class at the university that is right across the street from my corporate campus. Because it’s right across the street, I just left my car parked at my work parkade while in class instead of parking at the uni.

That is fucking terrifying!

I clearly know nothing about children, considering none of the stuff his apparent 18 month old was doing caught me as strange hahaha

I had several instances of turning off my alarm clock in my sleep.