This is the second time you’re making this comment. Clearly you’re not interested in opposing opinions but I’ll make my piece anyway: I would be okay with this woman being in the NAACP and rocking these hairstyles if she was honest about her racial background. But that wasn’t enough for her. She had to take on the…

This look says, “I just got back from Spring Break in Costa Rica.”

I wonder if he was bribed to step down?

#chemtrails

I agree, it’s so wasteful not to eat the entire cheeseburger.

One of my favorite quests was Agatha’s Song. Receiving the radio frequency of the violin music was one of the most rewarding things I did in this game.

Thank you so much for this! I was taken away from my mother when I was a child due to serious neglect. The apartment we were living in was condemned. She left, didn’t even try to get me back or see me. No phone calls, nothing. Just left while I wondered why. I got that we weren’t living right, didn’t understand the…

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

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Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

I dunno, man, that'd be a harsh punishment:

No, not really. My mother used to say something like that. OH FUCK! MY MOM IS A COVERT RACIST!!

OH. Well shit, I meant well

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Before everyone jumps on the "durr only in Florida LOLZ!!1!" bandwagon, let's take a second to remember that Florida is full of really, really stupid people.

Add in the fact that food is one of the few affordable, easy-to-acquire, use-anytime things that people can use to comfort ourselves, and of freaking course we're always stuffing ourselves. We can't drink booze, smoke cigarettes, or use drugs at work, and sex isn't always easy to come by, but chocolate gives you a…

It's "Alan Cumming," not "Allen Cumming," idiot.

Our tech team is already working on it. In the meantime, we're manually clearing out all the ones that slip through our filter as best we can.