I went with my brother. We got there early, had some bad ass seats. I saw a dude with his date come in late. They were about to split up. My bro and I got up and gave them our seats.....because why not?

Do not throw a beer can

Hello mudda,
hello fadda,
I am driving,
a Ford Granada.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

This is the second time you’re making this comment. Clearly you’re not interested in opposing opinions but I’ll make my piece anyway: I would be okay with this woman being in the NAACP and rocking these hairstyles if she was honest about her racial background. But that wasn’t enough for her. She had to take on the…

This look says, “I just got back from Spring Break in Costa Rica.”

I wonder if he was bribed to step down?

#chemtrails

I agree, it’s so wasteful not to eat the entire cheeseburger.

One of my favorite quests was Agatha’s Song. Receiving the radio frequency of the violin music was one of the most rewarding things I did in this game.

Thank you so much for this! I was taken away from my mother when I was a child due to serious neglect. The apartment we were living in was condemned. She left, didn’t even try to get me back or see me. No phone calls, nothing. Just left while I wondered why. I got that we weren’t living right, didn’t understand the…

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

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Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

I dunno, man, that'd be a harsh punishment:

No, not really. My mother used to say something like that. OH FUCK! MY MOM IS A COVERT RACIST!!

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