I went with my brother. We got there early, had some bad ass seats. I saw a dude with his date come in late. They were about to split up. My bro and I got up and gave them our seats.....because why not?

Are you fucking kidding me with that Luthor performance? You’re playing LEX LUTHOR, Eisenberg, not the goddamn Joker.

I find the filming stills from The Flash never look as good as the episodes, so I’d hold out some hope here.

Well, the rent will increase if you need the corpses to be removed.

Do not throw a beer can

6. “Cult of Personality” - Living Colour.

Yoy’ve must been as high as I’m right now. :)

I’m FROM Texas and I’m embarassed by how this school behaved. Soon we’ll have NO engineering talent left in this country.

It’s exciting, which is the opposite of baseball.

Hello mudda,
hello fadda,
I am driving,
a Ford Granada.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

So that’s why dogs are always sniffing anises.

If you're talking about Las Vegas or Phoenix, then yes. But Los Angeles is not in the desert.

Why are the balls black, instead of white?

And then they fell in love...

Well, weren’t they being sent to a penile colony?

I use mine for physical exams in order to avoid high medical costs. :)