I want to read a review from a guy who is trying to convince himself he doesn't need the gadget but it's really because he can't afford it.

moonbase built on ancient human graveyard

eww, that's not a thumb!

you can fiddle with a violin but you can't violin with a fiddle. or something.

deadpool is awesome. If you want to jump in, read cable/deadpool. good stuff.

My first tablet was a nook years ago, and the software made me want to pull my hair out. so I hacked it into pure android. Then a few years after that I saw a nook tablet with a hook built in for a strap and I thought, hey that's a great design element, but the software was slow and choppy. Then they released a third…

There is no such thing as undead, er except for zombie jesus, the original zombie.

or ultimate spiderman ugh

It's cool enough that the fish knocks the bug down by spitting water at it. You don't need to exaggerate and say the water kills the bug. We'll still think it's cool.

I was bullied mercilessly as a kid, had plastic surgery in direct response to the bullying I got about my big ears. didn't matter. The ottoplasty was poorly done. I haz regrets.

Let's not kid ourselves, the problem isn't with GMO run amok the problem is with pesticides and herbicides that typically accompany the GMO crops. They're bad mmkay?

It's for when you need grandma FAST!

Because the tallyman wants to tally me banana?

I really thought I would get it this time, but photons travelling in two different directions? if the photons are being fired at the camera and away from the camera how do we see both? wouldn't it mean that both were fired toward the camera? MY HEAD HURTS.

STOP RESISTING! GET ON THE GROUND! STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

As a bostonian I would have to say that sounds about right. As a driver I would have to say "What the fuck is wrong with you! get out of the passing lane! EAT A DICK!"

ultimate deadpool confused the shit out of me and I'm a big deadpool fan.

What's not to like? You get to rest and have a nice day at the beach!

You know what doesn't have 'fantastic health benefits'? Any of the batshit concoctions made with an animal perceived as being magical. Shark, elephant, rhino, tiger, etc. fucking stupid stupid stupid.

I don't think saying it doesn't look cool is a fair assessment since first of all it's very subjective and the thing will only be used in private where nobody can see you privately spanking it playing an immersive video game.