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IF you want kids, don't get a dog and/or cat first. They take up a lot of your time & money. Way more than you would think. Especially if you have an active breed of dog. I love my animals but consider how much money goes to food, vet bills, flea/tick protection. Also you have to walk the dog multiple times a day and

I never make mistaks.

IT SAYS 'HIS EMAIL' RIGHT IN THE FIRST FRICKING SENTENCE.

My black lab/mutt dog barks her deep booming bark to say hello to new people, which is fine, I shout out to them "It's okay, she's just saying hi"! but there are certain neighbors who she absolutely will not allow to pass by without getting the full beatlemania treatment, howling, crying, whimpering and even peeing a

For the record men are wired to essentially want to bang anything that moves and we are also wired to assess potential mates for how their genetic makeup would make for the best offspring. Having said that, these guys are dumbasses, seriously what is the end result here? To make a woman uncomfortable? It works!

JUST ACT NORMAL

Again, this is the only developed country in the world where people can't just go to a doctor and get better without having to worry about going bankrupt at the worst or choosing between eating and healthcare at the very least. CAPITALISM!

And they never will, until they revolt :(

Why do bicyclists take up an entire lane at a stop light? when the light changes you are fumbling at the pedals trying to move, just get out of the way! walk your bike with the walk signal dummy! you're a pedestrian!

you should head back to your compound and polish all of your guns. make sure there is plenty of fresh water in there. just never come out. it'll be okay. the future will never come if you just stay in there.

I wish I could post some of the real names I come across in my work at the bank, I did speak to someone whose mother's maiden name was Horsdick and an cranky chinese guy whose MMN was FU and he said like F-you.

police brutality. awesome. shoot first, don't get asked any questions later because the judge will rule on the side of the police department.

oops, you dropped your monocle.

Yes THE ENTIRE WORLD can not be destroyed by humans, but large parts of it have become uninhabitable because of our actions. Once a mountaintop is removed to extract the coal and the slurry destroys the surrounding town and poisons the drinking water, you can't restore nature to how it was before.

Here's how to make your staff morale improve: don't make them work lots of extra hours and not pay them for it.

I won't get into my current situation regarding how my previously awesome boss gradually changed into a negative prickhole over the last .

My daughter who is 4 has a red mustang pow pow powerwheels. The day she drove up the driveway with a boy in the passenger seat I cried a single tear.

More Guns = more gun violence.

Or you don't eat lobster because they look like gross sea spiders. yuk.

There is a perfect test for people driving high, you can use visine to get the red out, but you can't get around a police officer asking you if Mickey Mouse is a cat or a dog. If you don't answer right away, you're high.