I got one of these as a preorder bonus, and it's definitely crap. All the shape and color is there, but it just doesn't have the same personality as it should.

It looks like we've already Kotaku'd their servers.

I don't understand how "Ladies lift your shirts!" could be homosexual.

Congratulations to Reg and his many aliases.

@skrame ☆: Hold on tight, here comes the SPINNING TRAY SOLO!!

@MrBionic: You sir, are a rare one on the internets these days.

Looks like it's just a basic USB memory stick, emblazoned with the Tri-Cell company logo. 2 gigs.

@yoshirox85: haha nice find.

"Bags of Fun": the one true standard of measurement.

I don't think I can buy this with a clean conscience anymore.

Really really great read with my coffee this morning. Thanks Leigh.

Wow, how many games does GRIN have in the pipeline now? Swear I've seen at least three trailers for completely different IPs in the last week from them.

Many congrats Bash.

Um, hey you guys? Yeah—all you rocking and shredding in my name?

@sokhead: Kotaku can always count on Owen for the pop culture brilliance.

Those avatars are far too attractive for the people they represent.

My second generation SNES is still a trooper.

Tomb raiding Turd Fergusun!