So does this mean the player will be tasked with fighting off bags of tainted gyoza?

I still want this, if for no better reason than to dick around in the field with explosives more powerful beyond conventional use.

@pandafresh: so sad, but so true.

PS: we've come a long way since Custer's Revenge.

Some of those dicks look downright ferocious.

I don't think this is even an issue. What about the gamers who are brought to the show for Penny Arcade—would changing the name send them away?

Friends and fellow gamers, we have finally begun to see the future.

Very excited about this. A branded mic will provide a little more incentive for people without mics to finally get on the bandwagon. It'll be nice not having to scream at myself in Warhawk anymore.

House of lies!!

The scout/spy, and fruit fucker are some of the best cosplays I've seen on this side of the pond.

This is exactly what I was looking for. I picked up BC: Rearmed being new to the series, but was still blown away without knowing how close to the original it really was.

I'm not sure if it's borderline masochistic, but I actually prefer my games to punish me. In leathers, with a bullwhip, and preferably over a chair.

I laughed my ass off all the way through the trailer. Don't even know why. Might actually be purchasing this.

I have immense respect for this man. You could really sense how important his family was to him, from his recollections in the MGS4 "making of."

Holy crap, do we have the trappings of a final winner-takes-all Olympic event, or what?

From Shibuya, hop over to Daikanyama and just wander around. Tons of very cool trendy little restaurants and shops. Like Aoyama or Shibuya lite, but without all the crowds.

Easily, one of the stupidest cretins alive.

Qore is the new GAP. This annoys me.

@dawimp523: Damn. I'll have two cups of whatever he's drinking.

I sense the newest IP in the line of turbo difficult DMC/Ninja Gaiden franchises. Do want.