What about a lightly used Mercedes-Benz Metris? Economical 2.0L turbo engine, seats 8, RWD, rated to tow 5000 lbs (“rated”), plus barn doors or hatch back offered.

And 10 months ago, I would probably agree that in a limited exchange with Korea or an isolated terrorist action, finding shelter would be wise.

They’re more subtle on the C52, more to my taste.