Except it wasn't funny. And who even uses the term "MMS" anymore? AMIRITE?

I went to her wiki, she is THIRTY! Jesus that makes me feel old.

Yeah but in her defense, I'd have sex with her.

and for her and her manager trying to extort Favre/Jets/NFL by playing victim... that was her best role

Hey Jenn, remember that time you were relevant? Me either.

It's actually a tie-in to Papa John's new Ultimate Meats pizza.

to make the gamers more comfortable, the upper deck was then filled with their parents.

"Trygve Lief Bjorkstam!"

Swift was detained at the House of Trygve Lief Bjorkstam...

Billy, I would have taken your word for it. I didn't need to see the gory details. OuchOuchOuchOuchCrap.

Showing up everywhere high as fuck is a funny way to define marketability, but it works surprisingly so who am I to judge. You'd think he'd be a little more mellow though.

@donovanjmcnabb: Redskins fans. Dumbest fans in sports? Your thoughts?

FIVE YEARS 78 MILLION

He's the new human suplex machine, apparently.

Pretty sure this is the same guy. From their shellacking of Eastern Michigan.

Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

Sent him flying straight back to Zamunda on that one.

The WWE has some strange new costumes lately.

RNoD? (Red Nose of Death?)