Perhaps, you can write some kind of instruction manual, or user guide.

+ 1 pew

Oh man, this makes the GIF so much funnier.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Walter's thoughts: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh b— (splash)

McDonald should fry for this.

The face of someone who sees herself on the jumbotron when she's wanted for murder a few towns over.

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

I know! Famous rookies NEVER get attention. They don't star in Snickers commercials (Manziel), snort coke on Instagram (Manziel), engage in public drunkenness (Manziel), obsess over "their brand" (RGIII), drag the Kardashian freak show with them (Reggie Bush), have pimp and crack dealers as parents (Bryant), legions…

"Why exactly is it "unfortunate?""

Yes, well, that's fine, but he's not just another player. He's different from other players, because he's attempting to become the first openly gay player in the league.

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.

Easy there. "Unfortunate" because people were rooting for him to make the team. No one said the Rams were obligated to keep him.

Probably unfortunate because people wanted him to play better, not that it was a bad decision by the Rams. Come on.

You're a moron.

As a lifelong Giants fan, even I'm scratching my head at "haven't won dick in a decade." Two AFC championships, a few conference finals and not a single-digit-win season since 2002 is quite a bit more than "dick."

It doesn't matter. The judge could have been the worst judge ever but a promoter can't remove him. If he can then he could just as easily remove a competent judge that won't judge they way the promoter wants.