“We’re #2!

Do you know where you are?

You can take the thug out of the hood, but..

More like a baby deer on ice.

I don’t understand anyone who says that. I love eating ice cream, but if I have a heart attack while doing it, it doesn’t make it any less pleasant. I doubt that anyone would think to themselves, ‘Oh well, I’m about to die. But hey, what a way to go”.

NFL comes down hard on serial killer Tom Brady.

Was it George Zimmerman?

There’s rumors going around that Tom Friggen Brady may, or may not have deflated footballs. Let me tell you, Tom Friggen Brady has already been canonized a Saint by the Pope. He was a nerd in college and is now married to a Super Model. His shit don’t stink, ok? Now lay off you fricken crybabies.

I don’t want to say that the Deflategate report was damning, but when an equipment guy refers to himself as ‘the deflator’, well....

Classic Gronk.

whoosh!

Maybe he was running because he was afraid that he might get shot by this policeman?

20.00 entry fee and 70.00 payout? Where there only 3 people in this pool?

But poodles and labs don't maim people.

I don't understand the urge to find something wrong with his story?

Mike Florio is an ass. He's the one that wanted Gronk to be fined for having a beer in public. He's also the one that was upset that David friggen Letterman didn't drill Belichick when he was on his show. He's just another hater.

I've been around since Rod Rust, and Dick Macpherson, and 2-14 seasons. Do I get a pass?

Cry us a fucking river, dude.

"Is this real life?"

I can't even get the game installed..