really??? No tv?

Rihanna has the best abs?

I love how he thinks all people say "fucking Jew" and shit like that. I never knew a Jewish person that well until I met my husband. Nobody in my house used those words.

And as far as "rather have them drink at home". Okay, so you teach them how to have a beer or one glass of wine with dinner and you supervise (and keep track of your booze so you know they're not sneaking it). You don't involve their friends in it either. Not your kids, not your place.

I think he's really funny tbh. I don't like everything he says and some of it's dumb, but I seldom like everything a comic says (maybe just Kathleen Madigan who I very much recommend).

I have a friend who put a post on Facebook recently about how she won't be friends with cheaters because she can't trust them around her husband. Everyone was kind of parroting the same idea and basically acting like men and women are different species. Finally A GUY commented like, "woah the only person you need to…

Absolutely! When I was younger I remember I liked this guy...made it clear to him I did. He flirted with other girls in front of me so I just kind of let it go. A week later he called me saying he had feelings for me. I was like wtf??? Why were you acting like that then??? If you think you need to be a jerk for me to…

Thanks. It just occurred to me the way I said that sounded like, "because I have a vagina, I cannot read minds" lol

Even worse

It would be great if society could stop cramming this idea down our throats that we need to play mind games and speak in tongues to interact with the opposite sex.

Adipose Activist? I bet she's healthy.

oh, yes, yes, and little fetus candies you can bite the heads off of.

I'm guessing his colon fooled him since his head is clearly shoved really far up his own ass

Revered? Lolok

the actress in Oblivious Child annoys the shit out of me

In all fairness that article was not written by the same person. I don't think the writers of Jezebel have weekly staff meetings to make sure everyone parrots the same agenda lol.

This is a valid point. People are always saying "OMG BUT JEZEBEL YOU SAID ____ LAST WEEK". Jezebel is not one person with one set agenda.

With how hard jezebel comes down on anyone for saying anything remotely un-PC??? Get real!

It's news coverage of a real event. How is this torture porn? This wasn't manufactured to horrify. This is what happens. I'm sorry if you find reality unsavory.

What's your point? If you treat an animal like a person you cannot eat it but if you distance yourself emotionally and keep it in a cage you can? That makes no damn sense.